Seiya: ::shouts with glee!:: It's for moi!

Yaten: Why do all of his letters start out like that?

Taiki: Beats the heck out of me...

My name is Kei, and I have been a fan of yours ever since I saw you on TV. I don't care if you turn into a girl in the anime, you are still hot.

Seiya: Actually... I'm a girl... but I turn into a guy...

Yaten: Isn't that the same thing?

Taiki: Actually, no. Seiya's statement implies that we are girls in our true forms.

Seiya: Either way, I'm still hot.

Please,marry me!

Seiya: Uh...

Taiki: Just keep reading.

I would like to go on and on about how great you are, and I will later, but right now, I need to ask you one very important question... What's up with you and Usagi. You knew she had a boyfriend, right?

Seiya: Yeah. And I also knew he wasn't keeping in touch with her.

Yaten: Cause he was dead.

Seiya: I didn't know that part at the time. I just thought he was being mean. I was going to make her feel better.

Yaten: Ecchi.

Seiya: I'm romantic.

But anywayz, Mamoru is cool. He gets Usagi so I can have you!

Seiya: Uh... yay?

Taiki: Sounds kinda like another of those scary stalkers...

Yes, that's right! I am your OFFICIAL stalker.

Taiki: Dang, I'm good.

As a matter of fact, by the time you have read this, I'll will be climbing up the side of your house and sneaking in through the window.

Seiya: ::scared now:: AH!

Taiki: ::nods to Yaten and picks up some plywood::

Yaten: ::pulls out a hammer and helps board up the windows::

That's how much I love you. Not pre-maturely ageing Yaten, or all mighty forehead one, but you, the perfection of the human race.

Yaten: It's silver! Not grey! Dangit!

Taiki: At least she recognized my status as "all-mighty."

Seiya: Perfection? ::smiles proudly::

Yaten: ::glowers:: I'm tempted to let her in..

Now, I'm probaly through the window...

Seiya: Guys...? Did you check the upstairs windows?

*silence*

All Three: ::shriek and dive under the furniture::