Taiki: Mail call!

Seiya: Who's it from?

All right, it's Alex-chan again! *everyone hides the thesaurus* Hey...Anou...

Yaten: Oh... I remember this one...

Seiya: Woo hoo! I like this fan!

Taiki: *sigh*

Well, anyway, I read the latest fan mails, and it seems only poor Taiki hasn't been asked for his autograph...

Taiki: Yeah. ::pouts::

Yaten: So much for you being the mature one.

Taiki: At least I'm sensitive. ::sticks his tongue out::

Yaten: I'm sensitive.

Taiki: Like a Brillo pad.

So, Taiki, on behalf of all your fans out there, who I'm sure are too busy writing poetry about you to write TO you,

Taiki: I knew they had a good excuse.

can we have your autograph? ^_-

Taiki: Of course! ::very enthusiastic ^_^:: Here you go!

I may not be a fan, personally (*cough* We will not mention certain conversations involving the words "Star Gentle [insert random body part here]" in this message... Oh, wait, damn. ^_^;)

Taiki: Gee. There goes my good mood.

Seiya: Aw c'mon. It was a joke!

Taiki: Fine fine fine... ::smiles that cute lil' smile of his::

but some people think you're cool,

Taiki: Damn straight!

and I like your taste in poets (William Blake! Woohoo!),

Taiki: Wai wai!

Seiya: Hey... this is my fan... why is Taiki getting all the attention?

Yaten: ::whispers:: Pity letter...

Taiki: Nani?

Yaten: Nothing. ::sneaky grin::

so I can't say I hate you or anything.

Taiki: Gee. Thanks.

Here, I've got an idea... *gives Yaten and Seiya some money, whispers something about a hairdo and wardrobe makeover, and then bounces away*

Taiki: HEY!

Seiya and Yaten: ::burst into hales of laughter::

In any case, you three are all really good... Seiya's... Well, Seiya's just *drool*

Seiya: That's more like it.

And Yaten's is really fun to sing.

Yaten: Rocket, or wonderful webmistress...

Taiki: She pays us to say that...

Yaten: ::giggles then composes himself:: She loves to sing my image song and pretend she's a jazz singer in a New Orleans blues bar.

Rocket: Ahem.

Yaten: Gomen. ::giggles::

And I have to admit, even Taiki's image song was addictive...

Taiki: That's cause it's so cool.

until I accidentally deleted it ^^;

Taiki: Gah!

I should go find it again... Hmm... *wanders off, but not before adding* Hey Seiya!

Seiya: Oui oui?

Attractive, seductive, beautiful,

Seiya: That's me!

Taiki and Yaten: ::roll eyes::

radiant, splendid, magnificent, Adonis,

Seiya: ::flexes::

handsome, enchanting, illustrious, amicable,

Taiki: She really did pull out a thesaurus...

lovely, charming, and above all, shining ^_-

Seiya: Thank you! ::smiles that twinkly superstar smile::