Ohayo Gozaimasu, Starlights! (Well, I dunno aboutyou, but it's morning here, so =P)

Seiya: I'm sure it's morning somewhere...

Okay, down to business, I like Yaten!

Taiki: ::scowls:: Well... la dee da.

Yaten: ::smiles:: Be nice.

And, the way I see it, Seiya has three love letters, Taiki got one love letter and a pity letter (Yes, pity, Taiki!), and cutie Yaten has three.

Seiya: I'm with Taiki on this one.

Yaten: You're both jealous.

He is the best, so I need to break this tie between Yaten and Seiya with this letter to Yaten. Well, Seiya, sorry, but you are kinda loud. Well, loud period...

Seiya: I'M NOT LOUD!

And Taiki your forehead IS big. Well, huge. But don't worry! Some girls find that attractive (like Ami-chan, maybe?), and if you don't have webbed feet or anything, maybe you can get a date!

Taiki: HEY! You leave my feet outta this! This is between you, me, and my forehead!

Yaten: ::sweatdrop::

Like I said, this is a Yaten fanletter and lets get down to that! I mean, really, Yaten, you're not rude and b*tchy and snobby! Misunderstood by ignorant people is more like it!

Yaten: That's what I'm saying!

And who DOES like P.E.? Seiya! Which what goes to show... Girls like classy, artsy guys anyway! (Yeah, I know, you guys are technically *girls* but for the sake of the letter, please?)

Yaten: That always throws a wrench in the works, doesn't it?

Uh, this is getting kinda long, and I know I've just restated all the wonderful, stupendous, and sensational things everyone knew and loved about Yaten!

Yaten: You can never restate things like that enough.

I even wrote a poem! *pulls it out* Ahem. "Roses are red, your eyes are green, you're the absolute best, and I know you're not mean!"

Taiki: It's hardly an epic.

Yaten: ::bops Taiki::

Taiki: Ouch!

Well... I'm not the best writer, but that sums it up, ne? Minako-chan is right! Who wouldn't wanna be a cat?

Seiya & Taiki: ::raise their hands::

Yaten: It was a hypothetical question.