Seiya: Guys! Fanmail!

Taiki & Yaten: Yay! ::run to the kitchen to read::

Hey was up S-man T-man and Y-man?

Seiya: Eh..?

Taiki: Sounds like someone has trouble with Japanese names...

Yaten: Well, that's understandable. But Y-man?

Seiya: Be thankful... it could be some scary dub name... Robin.

Yaten: Robin? Oh my...

I am just a fan named Sara offering advice.

Taiki: We're always open for advice.

Seiya: That doesn't mean we'll follow it...

Yaten: Hush, Sman.

Seiya: That's S-man. Two.. er.. words.

Some advice for T-man is watch out for airplanes...they could run into your big forehead and give you a headache.

Taiki: *twitch!*

Seiya: Uh-oh...

S-man your pony tail looks like a tail you should cut it off....maybe get a buzz cut.

Seiya: Hey! That's not nice!

Taiki: *twitch!*

And Y-man... now think what would you do if... you lost all your make up pretty boy.

Yaten: Geh?!

Taiki: *twitch!*

By now I have ruined most of Y-man's pretty clothes and replaced them with soldier clothes, I have found scissors and a stamp. With the scissors I am about to cut off S-man's tail/hair, and when T-man turns around I will stamp his forehead so the planes can know if they need go higher in the air...

Seiya: Psycho?

HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA!!!!

Yaten: Psycho.

Taiki: *twitch!*

Seiya: ::files the letter under "P"::