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Seiya: ::singing happily:: Mail... We get mail!

Taiki: Seiya... you are so...

Seiya: Kawaii?

Taiki: ::shakes his head::

Seiya: Genki?

Taiki: ::shakes his head::

Yaten: Weird?

Taiki: That's the one.

Dead-ah-hem, I mean, DEAR Starlights,

Yaten: Oh.. that's a lovely way to start a letter...

Seiya: Taiki...?

Taiki: Hai?

Seiya: I'm scared, Taiki...

Due to Seiya's remark about Yaten's fans being weird has made me very angry, and so angry that I am now a full-fleged No Doubt fan, since their responces to fan letters are niiiice, unlike Seiya's!!

Yaten: Now you've gone and done it, Seiya.

Seiya: D-Demo... I... er... it was a joke!

Taiki: No Doubt's pretty cool...

Yaten: Hey! Who's side are you on anyway?

Taiki: What? They helped to mainstream ska-pop in the US.

Seiya: You're so full of it.

Taiki: Nani?

Seiya: ::leans over to Yaten:: Taiki's got a crush on Gwen Stefani...

Yaten: ::giggles:: Kawaii...

Taiki: Nani?!

My hair is no longer raven as it used to be, and is now bubble gum pink.

Taiki: Chibi-Usa?!

Yaten: I think she was referring to Ms. Stefani's brightly colored tresses...

Taiki: Oh, then it's more of a Chibi-Chibi shade of pink.

Seiya: What do you think Chibi-Usa would look like with black hair?

Taiki: Kowai..

Yaten: She can't get much scarier than she already is...

Seiya: Aw, c'mon now. You've never even met the girl.

Yaten: ::a really bad DeNiro impression:: I heard things.. I heard things..

I have replaced every Starlight poster with No doubt merchendice stuff. Please take out your anger out on Taiki with a good, old fashioned knuckle pummeling.

Taiki: Eep! Kowai!

Seiya: There's only one thing that's scarier than a Yaten fan...

Yaten: What's that?

Seiya: A Yaten fan who doesn't like Taiki.

Taiki: You started this, you know. ::jabs Seiya in the shoulder::

Seiya: Itai! ::rubs his, by now, very tender shoulder:: We aren't going to make a tradition of this...

Your old fan,
Katmandu
P.S. Just kidding about everything but Taiki's knukle pummeling.

Seiya: Oh.. she was kidding.. that's good.

Yaten: Yeah! For a second there, I thought we had lost a fan.

Taiki: Kowai...

 

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