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Seiya: Ooh.. nifty!

Taiki: What?

Seiya: Three letters in one.

Yaten: Three?

Seiya: Yup. Fangirl Mary Jo loves us so much she sent us three short letters.

I just wanted to say that I really love Seyia and Yaten.

Taiki: Humph. She loves you two so much.

Tell Taiki no offence, but he is kind of boring.

Yaten: Hey, Taiki... she says to tell you..

Taiki: I heard.

I like Seyia because he's so funny and stupid.

Seiya: Stupid?

Taiki: Bwa ha ha!! I don't feel so bad now..

I like Yaten because she's always yelling at somebody and she doesn't care if she hurts anybody's feelings.

Yaten: Well, when you put it like that, it makes me sound insensitive.

 Taiki: Yaten..? Insensitive? No...

Seiya: Taiki, you better clean that up.

Taiki: Nani?

Seiya: You've dripped sarcasm all over the carpet.

Seiya & Taiki: Yah ha ha ha! ::unrestrained giggling::

Yaten: I maybe be insensitive, but at least I'm not corny..

Bye
Mary Jo
P.S. I love you Seyia and Yaten!!!!!!!

Seiya & Yaten: We love you too!!!!!!

Taiki: Multiple exclamation points, the sure sign of a disturbed mind.

Yaten: Pratchett reference?

Taiki: Hai hai.

Seiya: Next letter!

Dear Yaten,

Yaten: That be me.

I just wanted you to know that you are the bomb. Even though I do like Seyia, this letter goes just to you.

Yaten: Not only am I the bomb, I'm the bomb diggity.

Taiki: What's a diggity?

Seiya: Yo man, that's wack.

Taiki: Huh..?

Yaten: He ain't down.

Sorry Taiki but you do have a big forehead. Maybe you should get a new hair style.

Taiki: *twitch!*

I really really think that Yaten is adrorable, and that maybe instead of Seyia always being in the middle of everything Yaten should because he is the best character on the show you know.

Seiya: But, I like being in the middle of everything.

Yaten: Girl's got a point, you know.

Next to Seyia. Please read it first before you throw it away. And Yaten you will always be the cutest and coolest out of them all.

Taiki: ::pulls out a toothpick and starts jabbing it sharply at the air surrounding Yaten's head::

Yaten: What the...? ::swats at Taiki's hand::

Seiya: Bursting the ol' ego, eh?

Taiki: Yeah, but I think I'll need something stronger than a toothpick.

Bye.
Mary Jo
P.S. Yaten you are adorable and Seyia I guess you are too. Sorry Taiki. I love you all. Kiss Kiss to Yaten. I love you!

Taiki: I dunno why she bothers to apologize... I know when I'm not loved.

Seiya: ::hands Taiki a barbeque fork:: Try this.

Yaten: ::backs away as Taiki takes another (literal) stab at his ego:: Er.. next letter..

Dear Seyia,
Hi! I was just wondering... Why did you wear Chibi Chibi's towel??????

Seiya: Aw cripes.. do we have to bring this one up again?

Taiki & Yaten: ::giggle::

I know that wasn't the only towel in there. Tell the truth we all know that you just wanted to show off yourself. I bet you wanted Chibi Chibi to pull off that towel, while Ami-chan was peeking.

Taiki: Ami-chan was peeking?!

Seiya: Sure was... the sneaky devil.

Taiki: Humph.

Yaten: Now now Taiki... I'm the one with the green eyes, remember?

Taiki: Quiet you...

Well anyway Chibi Chibi was pretty mad, so you shouldn't of took her towel. And what was up with the part with the dressing room, with Michiru. You were flirting, I thought you loved Usagi.

Seiya: Well, that was pretty early in the series... I fell for Usagi later.

Taiki: So you *did* have a thing for Michiru...

Yaten: And he wonders why Haruka kept trying to hit him..

I like you anyway.

Seiya: Oh... well.. thanks.

But YATEN IS THE BOMB!!! DON'T FORGET IT!! YOU ARE COOL.

Yaten: Er.. thanks. Really. ::smiles:: 

BUT I HAVE GOT ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT TAIKI'S FOREHEAD ITS HUGE!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE A FOREHEAD AS BIG AS HIS!!!

Taiki: *twitch! twitch!*

Seiya: Taiki... calm down.. you can't let one letter break you..

Taiki: *twitch!*

WELL SEE YA LATER. PLEASE DON'T THROW THIS LETTER AWAY!!
BYE
MARY JO.

Seiya: BYE!

Yaten: BYE!

Taiki: *twitch!*

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