This is a genuine fan letter for Taiki!

Yaten: Wow. They do exist...

Taiki: ::snatches the letter from Yaten:: Quiet, you.

He doesn't need any of this pity letter stuff, because there are lots of reasons to like him! First, his forhead is NOT any bigger than anyone elses.

Taiki: See? More and more people are realizing this.

Don't you listen to anyone who says it is. Second, your different hair style makes you look very mature, and distinguished, and studly!

Seiya: Taiki the Studmuffin.

Taiki: ::a la Issac Hayes:: You're damn right.

Yaten's hair makes him look like a shaggy dog,

Yaten: Hey! I resent that!

Taiki: C'mon. Shaggy dogs are cute.

Yaten: They're big, stinky, and they drool.

Seiya: Your point is...?

Yaten: I'm not big or stinky. And I definately do not drool.

Taiki: Only when you sleep. I'm suprised you haven't drowned yourself yet.

Yaten: ::growls:: Shut up.

and Seiya, well, actually I like Seiya's hair.

Seiya: ::sticks his tongue out at Yaten:: Nyah.

Yaten: ::punches Seiya in his tender shoulder::

Seiya: That's it!! ::tackles Yaten::

Yaten: Itai!! No hair pulling!!

By the way, what does your hair look like when it's not slicked back??

Taiki: I'm not really sure. I can't see much of anything when it's not slicked back.

Yaten: ::pauses in the middle of the fight:: Remember Cousin It?

Seiya: Better Cousin It than a shaggy dog.

Yaten: ::twists Seiya's arm behind his back:: Take it back!! Take it back!!

Seiya: Itai! Never!!

Taiki: ::sweatdrops::

Thirdly, well it's been said before and I'll say it again. It takes real guts to be able to yell out "Star Gentle Uterus" in a fight.

Taiki: It sounds so much cooler when English isn't your native langage... trust me.

Fourth, it's cool cuz you're tall. Whereas Yaten looks like a munchkin reject from the Wizard of Oz.

Yaten: Grrr!! ::attacks Seiya even more fiercely::

Seiya: Yah! ::defending himself as best he can:: She said it!! Not me!!

Hmmm. I'm not being very nice to Yaten am I? Sorry about that! I just wanted to build up Taiki's self esteem a little. Did it work??

 Taiki: Well, I feel much better. How about you guys?

Seiya: Yah!! Get him off!! Get him off!

Yaten: My hair is pretty! PRETTY!

Buh bye!

Taiki: Bye, and thanks.

Yaten: Take it back!!

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