Hi! My name is Crystal, and I just want to say that *takes a deep breath* I LOVE SEIYA AND YATEN!

Taiki: Oh how I do love fanmail that starts like this...

Uh, Taiki, sorry, but you just remind me too much of me (tall, smart, brown hair in a ponytail although I have a small forehead, poetry) to like you.

Taiki: I guess that would be a bit unnerving.

So I guess you can fall alseep while I praise Seiya and Yaten.

Taiki: Way ahead of ya, sister. ::holds up his pillow::

 Okay, Seiya, I love you! *swoon* You are absolute prefection! Your voice rocks, your hair is cool (all the boys are starting to spike their hair now, it kinda looks like yours)

Seiya: Yep.. I'm a trendsetter, alright.

you are suave, cool, the ultimate example of perfection, and I think I'll save some adjectives for the next letter.

Seiya: Cool. I'm starting a collection, you know.

Yaten: Of fan mail?

Seiya: No.. of adjectives used to describe me.

I know you like it here on Earth, so have you ever considered going solo here while Yaten and Taiki rot on Kinmoku?

Yaten: I thought she liked me too. ::pouts::

Seiya: While a solo career has it's perks... the idol group industry is becoming as lucrative on Kinmoku as it is here on Earth. So I think I'll stick with my comrades.

Yaten: Oh. That's nice. He'll keep us as long as we help make money. Are you listening to this, Taiki?

Taiki: Zzzz... Mmm? Zzzz... 

I live in Hollywood and I have connections (my neighbor is an agent) I've seen plenty of stars, and you outshine them all! And Usagi went for the dork Mamoru, will you marry me? I'm pretty, I'm smart, I'm sure you'll like me!

Seiya: You also said you were a lot like Taiki.. so... until we meet in person.. I can imagine marrying a Taiki clone.

Okay, Yaten: You are also perfect! I love you too! I really mean it, I know EVERYTHING about you! Can you say, "Stalker"? MUAHAHA! Honestly, you are great, I love your attutide, your hair, those eyes . . . *drools* And you do NOT have bondage fuku!

Yaten: Oh my. Enthusiastic, aren't we?

I don't care what that other girl says! And if Seiya says no, will you marry me? I'll to anything! Just say yes! Please!!!

Yaten: I'm with Seiya... I just can't marry Taiki. ::silly grin::

Alright, this is getting long, so I better go. Oh, and by the time you get this far into the letter, note that I will probably have finished squeezing myself into the chimmey and am in your house somewhere, waiting.

Seiya: Yaten...?

Yaten: Run?

Seiya: Hai!

Tehehehe. Ja ne!
-Crystal.

Taiki: Mmm.. ::rubs his eyes:: What'd I miss? Guys? Where'd you go? And why are there sooty footprints on the carpet?

P.S. Hey Taiki, what's a uterus anyway? I'm too young to have sex ed or anything yet (Oh no, I gave away my age!) and no one will tell me. What is it?

Taiki: Eh.. well. You see.. ::runs to find the other two:: Guys?